• Pizza Rolls cooking instructions…
  • He’s bread, Jim…
  • How conversations work when I’m at a bar…
  • I’m telling you, that’s not a croc…
  • Coffee Chair…
  • Birthday pancakes…
  • Squirrelex
  • Piano, get out of there!
  • Hey, it’s my birthday…
  • Roses are red…
  • Definitely not the same
  • Television these days