• Classy Poetry…
  • You mean that’s not normal?
  • Trick or treat…
  • I think I’m doing this right…
  • The Original Keyboard Cat
  • I’m feeling dirty…
  • There’s always that one guy…
  • People I insult…
  • Metal pop
  • Why does no one love me?
  • Hugh Hefner approves
  • Dammit! I bet on the wrong dinosaur!