• Always smooth with the ladies…
  • Samsung, you’re doing it wrong…
  • Zombie Deer
  • Five more to go…
  • A new Lamborghini
  • The worst time to get arrested
  • If a person is born deaf…
  • If you know this, you are old
  • When you keep thinking about the same problem…
  • I found my comfortable position
  • Got to love the south
  • Planking? Bah…