• Wait…wait…
  • Real Star…
  • Only in Chicago…
  • I’ve lived a life of lies…
  • How my brain works…
  • When did the big bang take place?
  • When I notice people has unfriended me on Facebook…
  • How I slowly destroy my headphones
  • This guy is doing it right
  • Cheating…
  • That’s too tight!
  • Nineteenth century hussy