• I’m home…
  • Not sure if calm or clam…
  • Three days old, sleeping like a boss…
  • Technically…
  • Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder…
  • Appropriate advertising
  • It begins…
  • Oh yeah, apple juice!
  • Not a chance, brain
  • Every time I try to score with a girl…
  • It’s time to change
  • Meanwhile, on Tumblr.