• You can’t have them all…
  • Hipster problems…
  • Hand me the mirror…
  • Dinner for one…
  • Gaga is watching you…
  • But… why?
  • You’re missing out…
  • Classy restroom
  • When I find an onion ring in my french fries…
  • Pictures from perfect angles
  • That precious moment…
  • Go to hell. I’m comfortable.