• Your eyelashes at -36°F…
  • That’s enough, son…
  • Trying to fall asleep…
  • Morgan Freeman has a point…
  • Something they told me in fourth grade…
  • Arrow to the knee? That’s child’s play…
  • What I thought when I read about the face eater in Miami…
  • That is not my face, Homer
  • Seeing an acquaintance
  • Your pet’s thoughts when you feed them…
  • You my mommy?
  • We are the middle children of history