• This woman is a genius…
  • Every time grandma knitted something for me as a kid…
  • Awesome patio lounger
  • The worst thing about tennis…
  • Capitalism
  • You really are my girlfriend…
  • The Most Interesting Pooh in the World
  • Biggest. Lie. Ever.
  • I’m fabulous! Oh crap!
  • Damn he’s cool…
  • During a zombie apocalypse…
  • The only reason I know bananas are high in potassium