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  • The new year is starting to look weird…
  • Just a day at the DMV…
  • How not to spice up your marriage…
  • Paranoid writing…
  • When I tell people I don’t drink coffee..
  • Another piece of my childhood damaged
  • Church mice
  • Hey elephant…
  • When someone has a witty insult directed at me…
  • I win, police!
  • Blame it on the dog