• Why can’t you hear it?
  • Damn scorpions…
  • My laptop is cursed…
  • There’s a hidden stack of pancakes on the $5 bill
  • If they could talk…
  • How Love Usually Works…
  • My Life Explained…
  • This glass. I need one.
  • I don’t need all the stars anyway…
  • Taxidermy problems
  • Sometimes philosophy sucks
  • Well, it’s simple…