• Life is full of surprises…
  • If I knew…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • Grumpy Cat on Mondays…
  • Welcome to Facebook…
  • Well, we can still be friends…
  • In case you want earrings for the ears on your ears…
  • Party Hard
  • Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • When I mention Freddie Mercury and someone asks ‘Who is that guy?’
  • Prevent yourself from crying
  • I’m a survivor