• Dirty little sloth…
  • Sheldon Cooper vs. a black hole…
  • It’s obvious…
  • Kitchen utensils
  • I don’t think so, Parker…
  • Stop texting my girlfriend…
  • Behold the magnificent Beer
  • Accurate fortune cookie
  • Clever husband
  • Cycle of my life
  • Sitting like a boss
  • His spidey senses are ‘tingling’