• I live in a magical world…
  • How it really works…
  • Screw your photo…
  • Bad kitty, wait what?
  • The worst cockblocker ever…
  • Follow the rules…
  • No, officer…
  • Yo dawg, I heard you like trucks…
  • Grim diagnosis
  • Colourful vocabulary
  • Old email address
  • No, Jesus! I don’t want to go to heaven!