• Precious…
  • What I’ll be doing on December 21st…
  • Earth, here I come…
  • Angry Raccoons…
  • Sunflower Chair
  • Regular marriage vs. gay marriage
  • Homer’s logic
  • Yay, whatever…
  • Giving your kids dumb names
  • Pool rules
  • If I ever design my own house…
  • He-Who-Will-Not-Be-Laid