• Oh hell yeah…
  • Every time I take off my glasses…
  • Ferrets wearing turtlenecks
  • Dear whoever stole my package
  • As a kid…
  • Hey, what are you looking at?
  • Don’t mess with America
  • Rice Krispiehenge
  • Obama Fried Chicken (OFC) in China
  • Limp Bizkit
  • Breakfast conversation
  • Pro-Choice vs Pro-Life