• How I pictured this scene written in The Lord of the Rings…
  • I didn’t choose it…
  • Keep the coins…
  • What actually happened…
  • Wait a second…
  • How food relates to well-being
  • Oh no wait…
  • Stop and smell the roses
  • My cat is special
  • Public displays of affection
  • I’m not the hero Gotham needs right now, go away
  • Aaaaa-ten-CHUN!