• Photo of me with Scarlett Johansson…
  • A real-life Weasley clock…
  • You can leave my bills right here…
  • Hi sir…
  • Just a day at the DMV…
  • When I wake up in the middle of the night…
  • Scumbag Ministry of Magic
  • Red Bull gives you wings…
  • If I choose you over sleep…
  • Since you can’t make them…
  • Portable computer
  • Religious Logic