• If I fits, I…ah crap!
  • Creative curiosities…
  • The difference between Obama and Romney…
  • The only time I use them…
  • Chick magnet
  • Calvin and Hobbes all grown up
  • Favorite holiday
  • You don’t know someone until you see them game
  • Stuttering friends
  • I like turtles
  • Lizard tasers anchorman
  • Vegan definition