• 100 Favorite Books…
  • Go home pretzel…
  • Secret Vow…
  • To those taking self-portrait pictures in the bathroom…
  • Pavlov’s dog experiments on Pavlov…
  • Only in Chicago…
  • I’m sorry, really…
  • You must be confused…
  • First thing I’d do with a Portal Gun…
  • Square root
  • How you know when you’ve had enough to drink
  • Life is too short for the wrong job