• Stay away from the grass…
  • It was too big to fit in the car…
  • This was a miserable failure…
  • That moment in your childhood…
  • Look at you all blinged out…
  • Jawas
  • I’m crying so I must post it on Facebook…
  • Every time I take an exam…
  • Every time I look in the mirror…
  • Obama on Republicans
  • Girlfriend?
  • Reward: Lost iPod