• When Adele won the Golden Globe for Best Soundtrack…
  • Bored in a hotel…
  • To keep from offending people when breastfeeding in public…
  • Cat logic always works…
  • Marilyn Monroe Quotes
  • Getting a chick magnet…
  • Profound realization
  • Hi Robot Overlords! I represent Earth…
  • It’s OK, it’s not real
  • Justin Bieber’s the best
  • My bed is trying to get me fired
  • Just letting the bear out