• When the girl you like takes too long to respond…
  • You can talk them into any challenge…
  • I’m proud…
  • It’s safe to say cats are jerks…
  • God’s sense of humor…
  • Scumbag Will Smith…
  • Dreams of an English major
  • Pikachu conspiracy
  • Not tonight darling…
  • Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur…
  • Please don’t laugh
  • Never stand under a tree during a storm