• Roses are grey…
  • Cat And Deer Are Best Friends…
  • Men who wear Skinny Jeans…
  • Bats in blankets
  • After years of working at the same place…
  • Oh God, help me, I’ll never chase a cat again…
  • One of the most attractive things
  • Following instructions
  • Oh, there it is…
  • That’s it, I’m getting off this planet
  • Every essay I have ever written
  • I think you need to lose some weight buddy…