• The last person I kissed was…
  • Suave pick up line…
  • What did you just call me?
  • Best dog costume ever…
  • Pretzel Rods
  • Ice cream addict
  • Just thought of this…
  • Sarah Palin
  • After all this time?
  • Every time I go to the airport…
  • English Class
  • No one’s getting past this