• What are you going to name your daughters?
  • Schrödinger’s paradox finally solved…
  • Keep away from that!
  • When people talk to me in the morning…
  • Ferrets wearing turtlenecks
  • Make me a sandwich
  • Everytime I’m sad…
  • Wait, I can explain…
  • Best Senior Quotes Ever…
  • An old newspaper story about some ship sinking
  • Lego Milhouse
  • Phone static