• Are you mocking me?
  • Yes, go ahead…
  • Inappropriate seal…
  • Sir, do you have a moment?
  • The 3 words every woman wants to hear…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • Just an honest mistake…
  • We’re going to need a bigger one…
  • Instruction manual
  • Bat-Signal
  • Hitler’s mom looks a lot like Michael Cera
  • And on this side…