• Totally doing this on the way to the Flu clinic…
  • Wait, what do you mean…
  • Tasty Bird Meat
  • Best way to get rid of a telemarketer
  • There’s an app for that
  • When my friend forgets to log out of Facebook…
  • Turtle dog
  • Pizza’s getting cold?
  • It’s uncanny
  • I’m outta here
  • The definition of “trouble”
  • Training hands are off