• I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
  • Call us on this number…
  • I don’t sing in the shower…
  • Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • How to describe your favorite TV show…
  • Some girls…
  • An awful truth
  • Saying okay…
  • Sleeping with my girlfriend
  • Please open your mouth and say ahhh…
  • 3.14 is PIE backwards
  • Sweet dark chocolate