• I miss high school…
  • Every time I go home for the holidays…
  • Hello sir
  • I can’t go out…
  • Beware…
  • Ed O’Neill has been reading the same newspaper for 20 years
  • What sort of key can’t open a door?
  • It was you… it was you this entire time!
  • Dude, where’s my car?
  • Holiday words of wisdom
  • Any time someone says “El Niño”
  • So they were giving out free Dr. Peppers…