• I’m a seagull…
  • You don’t need to have fur to be cute…
  • Yes, go ahead…
  • Stop it goat, you’re drunk…
  • Helmets are too mainstream
  • Current relationship status…
  • You’ve probably never heard of it…
  • They so bought it…
  • New message at 4 a.m.
  • Countries not using the metric system
  • Oh, yeah? Same to you, tree
  • Crib of baby pandas