• It was right here…
  • I wish that text made sense…
  • New York after Sandy…
  • Oh hi there…
  • They had enough
  • So I left my pizza for all of 45 seconds…
  • Don’t argue
  • The year 2030
  • Ladies…
  • If you’re a girl, this is how you ride a motorcycle
  • Mooo!
  • You remind me of my little toe