• This bird’s hair…
  • It’s smaller than you…
  • Trying to be cool…
  • Miranda Lambert doesn’t mess around…
  • My phone was stolen…
  • The perfect school
  • Fake girls
  • Good night, Rafael
  • Kurt Cobain. And a kitten.
  • When someone talks about the person you like…
  • That was a hell of a Christmas…
  • Purina Diet