• That’s not healthy…
  • Touche, gas station, touche…
  • In case you’re wondering why the world didn’t end…
  • I’m truly looking forward to being 85…
  • Describe your last poop by using a movie title
  • He’s more successful than you…
  • Biggest mistake of my life…
  • Mr. Incognito
  • Worst breakup ever
  • WTF am I doing here?
  • Crocodile Warning Sign
  • At least she comes with an on and off switch