• The Perfect Martini…
  • Restraining Cats…
  • Where do I sign up?
  • Who are you?
  • You should have known better…
  • You should quit drinking…
  • True friends always stay with you
  • Haters gonna h- OH CRAP!
  • Where have you been? I had the worst day!
  • And you aren’t.
  • Sorry sir, I can’t let you in without a reservation
  • House for Sale