• Expect nothing good…
  • It’s dangerous…
  • Sorry about your ‘weight’…
  • Wife of the year
  • The only therapy that works for sure
  • The Hulk: 2003 vs. 2012
  • Purple-crowned fairy wrens
  • When I get more than 3 likes on a Facebook comment…
  • Unfortunately, true story
  • The best possible response
  • They’re on to me…
  • That punk toad! he’s been flipping us off the whole time