• Evolution: It makes you lose friends…
  • When I have kids…
  • I’ve just remembered…
  • The logic is pretty much flawless…
  • That attitude will take you places…
  • Oh people these days…
  • Every time I think I’m over my ex…
  • Vincent Van Gogh’s words of wisdom
  • Whenever I find the key…
  • Metal superheroes
  • How having an argument with my girlfriend feels like…
  • This is like… Uh.. The best protest sign ever…