• My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • Babysitting Spiderman…
  • Michael Jordan’s money
  • Important facts about smoking…
  • A kiss from daddy…
  • You can be anything that you want to be
  • The Cains
  • High five!
  • I’m never going to the bathroom again
  • I’m a survivor
  • Seriously Math…
  • 34,000 people on Facebook are retarded