• At least you tried, little girl…
  • When I get mad at my mom…
  • 47 Years of Marriage, still buys her flowers every Monday
  • We all know that one person…
  • Can’t be the only one…
  • Things that you are not
  • The Walking Dead Zombie Truck
  • So I left my pizza for all of 45 seconds…
  • Telling the truth…
  • A baby sea turtle
  • Success is…
  • OH YEAH! OH NO!