• How girls normally dance…
  • Wise words to live by…
  • Dear Santa Claus…
  • My cat most days
  • People with high IQs
  • Safe Intercourse
  • Hey Siri…
  • Just take my whole wallet…
  • That’s the Earth, dear, that’s where Grandma was born.
  • Boo hoo…
  • Don’t speak
  • Fox News photoshops man to make him appear untrustworthy