• Poor nondescript state…
  • Pinnochio, you clever bastard…
  • Do you celebrate Thanksgiving?
  • Naive Tom Hanks…
  • Some childhoods are better than others
  • Helium Balloons…
  • Grooms seeing their brides on their wedding days for the first time…
  • Safe Intercourse
  • Last words before we die
  • Bill Gates’ tip
  • I, for one, welcome our new avian overlords
  • Something’s wrong with my eyes