• Where I should be right now…
  • Greatest $19.50 spent in all of history…
  • How to use YOLO…
  • Only 15 years old…
  • Best ‘Fight Club’ movie quote ever…
  • Some barley I used to grow…
  • Life is simple…
  • It’s Monday…
  • Evil floor designer
  • Good Guys Fred and George
  • Blow in my eyes…
  • You better know how to play it