• Please let this happen to me…
  • I miss high school…
  • He tried to stop it…
  • He never left
  • It..it wasn’t me…
  • Fine, I’m sorry…
  • Next time your friend leaves their iPhone out…
  • A better story
  • It’s cool, man…
  • Awkward handshake
  • Best. Script. Ever.
  • See her?