• How I feel on Mondays…
  • Humanity, you’re doing it right…
  • This is Fred…
  • When I yawn…
  • The cure for AIDS…
  • It never works
  • That little girl is going to need therapy…
  • Steve Carell just joined Twitter. He’s doing it right.
  • Let’s have a moment of silence
  • Zelda vs. Ice Climbers
  • Mrs. Featherbottom
  • So sorry