• NYC just lost power. The empire stands alone.
  • Song lyrics these days…
  • Every time I log into Facebook…
  • Sodium
  • Friday officially ruined
  • My new girlfriend
  • Gordo: The leader and founder of the church of Friend Zone
  • Nested knives
  • Free cheese
  • Free iPhone to iPad upgrade
  • So… WTF are you?
  • A bathing parrot