• Dear opportunist…
  • Guns don’t kill people…
  • Probably better than most of us…
  • Pick what you like…
  • My computer every single night…
  • Young Steven Spielberg on the set of Jaws
  • Every time I try to contribute to a party…
  • I guess I’m not sleeping tonight…
  • Blame straight people
  • That’s how you bargain
  • Perfect balance of human genius and natural beauty
  • How to dress a dog for Halloween