• You mean I just squeeze the Nutella into my mouth?
  • Things your cat wants for Christmas…
  • Happily married…
  • Well played, sir…
  • Conspiracy kitten
  • Nickelback walks into a bar…
  • Mother of all clocks
  • Awesome hair
  • When a girl keeps talking about her boyfriend…
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • A worthy adversary for President Obama
  • You can do it!