• I could be your Buzz Lightyear…
  • Tic-Tac-Toe…
  • Lawyer dog is handling your case…
  • When someone calls ‘shotgun’…
  • French fries…
  • Mom – 1 Child – 0
  • When I try my hand at any sport…
  • They will never find us
  • I know you’re listening
  • Sorry sir, I can’t let you in without a reservation
  • I broke my leg
  • Just some birds and a tree

4 January, 2014 in Funny | Comment

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