• Things to release at a wedding ceremony…
  • Going to the beach like a sir…
  • Every time I see memes on Facebook…
  • Playstation vs. God…
  • Call the exorcist…
  • The freaks come out at night
  • Oh, Jesus…
  • I don’t think I thought this through…
  • Assume defensive position!
  • The kid from Free Willy 2 and Kazaam: 15 years later
  • Manhattan’s first legally married gay couple
  • Humanity is doomed