• Me, being a scumbag before birth
  • I sleep wherever I want…
  • When your crush walks by…
  • Captain Jack Sparrow’s Logic
  • When metal starts playing…
  • A fact of life
  • Best place to get your hair did
  • Nope. No problem at all.
  • Neil Degrasse Tyson, what doesn’t he know?
  • Majin Buu
  • Incompetent teacher
  • Pure…simple…genius