• How I play video games…
  • Adventure Time’s only explanation
  • You’re my favorite lamp
  • Wearing contacts after many years of wearing glasses…
  • Spider Pig
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • Never underestimate it…
  • I don’t really care…
  • Best balloon animal ever?
  • New Year in Dubai
  • When math needs to be done
  • OH CRAP A BRICK