• Eidetic memory…
  • The safest people in the world…
  • Take one for the team…
  • People’s reaction nowadays…
  • Can’t hear you…
  • I have coordination issues…
  • Apple Business Model
  • Badass Batman Laptop Decal
  • Creepy eBay Sellers…
  • Skip the workout and buy this instead
  • Cutting the grass
  • And it shall be so