• Get me a skateboard…
  • Oh Dear God…
  • The logic of female shoppers…
  • It was delicious…
  • When my girlfriend and I fight…
  • Food coma
  • Duck lips…
  • What I do when I don’t know what someone is saying…
  • Every time I go to the hairdresser…
  • Scumbag ceiling fan
  • Street graffiti
  • Friends forever